timeGrenade's introduction
Sept 22, 2016 14:27:09 GMT -5
Post by timegrenade on Sept 22, 2016 14:27:09 GMT -5
hello everyone its your local memelord dave, he/him pronouns please
im 100% cool with doubles and any kins at all
i have a jake headmate but hes different from canon in that he doesnt get upset often and he is so fucking flirtatious
sorry if you expected something fancy im just gonna organize this poorly and use comic sans so suck it up and read
as you probably guessed dave strider™ is my main hs kintype but i also have dave harley (kidswap)™ and terezi leijon (bloodswap)™
im gonna talk about my dave timelines (ive got two) here but if you wanna know about my others message me yo
tw for stridercest, decapitation and suicide go away if that triggers you
you good now? ok
in my non sburb timeline™ things were pretty great for the most part
bro wasnt abusive and my friends were really great, and we were pretty close with the trolls
i was ftm, fat, and really short
like, "goddamn how is this cool dude such a fucking shortie" kind of short
this pic is accurate to my canon except for me being cis and i was a little bit shorter than that somehow
i remember john helped me pick out a new name and haircut, rose and her mom bought me testosterone, and jade got me like fifty seven binders and reminded me about binder safety at least twice a day
i died getting hit by a train, presumably a suicide since who the fuck gets hit by a train
in my sburb timeline™ i had the same body type and i think i was cis but theres a chance i wasnt so the pic i mentioned before was probably fully accurate
im mainly looking for dirk, who i was dating, the other beta kids, and karkat
karkat and i were pretty damn close, i think we mightve been moirails or something
we both looked the same and hated the world for being so much taller than us so we banded together to create two gays in a trenchcoat
i remember having to decapitate dirk but i dont exactly remember the context, but while it was happening it was Not Fun™
my god tier may have not been knight of time but thats just a thought ive been toying with
if you read this all the way i dont understand why but thank you for enduring the pain just to get to know me
later nerds
im 100% cool with doubles and any kins at all
i have a jake headmate but hes different from canon in that he doesnt get upset often and he is so fucking flirtatious
sorry if you expected something fancy im just gonna organize this poorly and use comic sans so suck it up and read
as you probably guessed dave strider™ is my main hs kintype but i also have dave harley (kidswap)™ and terezi leijon (bloodswap)™
im gonna talk about my dave timelines (ive got two) here but if you wanna know about my others message me yo
tw for stridercest, decapitation and suicide go away if that triggers you
you good now? ok
in my non sburb timeline™ things were pretty great for the most part
bro wasnt abusive and my friends were really great, and we were pretty close with the trolls
i was ftm, fat, and really short
like, "goddamn how is this cool dude such a fucking shortie" kind of short
this pic is accurate to my canon except for me being cis and i was a little bit shorter than that somehow
i remember john helped me pick out a new name and haircut, rose and her mom bought me testosterone, and jade got me like fifty seven binders and reminded me about binder safety at least twice a day
i died getting hit by a train, presumably a suicide since who the fuck gets hit by a train
in my sburb timeline™ i had the same body type and i think i was cis but theres a chance i wasnt so the pic i mentioned before was probably fully accurate
im mainly looking for dirk, who i was dating, the other beta kids, and karkat
karkat and i were pretty damn close, i think we mightve been moirails or something
we both looked the same and hated the world for being so much taller than us so we banded together to create two gays in a trenchcoat
i remember having to decapitate dirk but i dont exactly remember the context, but while it was happening it was Not Fun™
my god tier may have not been knight of time but thats just a thought ive been toying with
if you read this all the way i dont understand why but thank you for enduring the pain just to get to know me
later nerds
